Why the Pacific Northwest rocks.

These are not things solely to the P.NW. (Well some are but not all), but merely things which make it awesome.
Huckleberry's
Bite Size Steak
Loaded Baked Potatos
4 seasons
Not everything here is poisonous. (caterpillars, snakes, water creatures, plants.) ((Yes there are some exceptions but they more make the rule.))
Spokanistan Adventures (Spoklahoma, Spokompton, Spokaloo, etc.) ((And the lesser known Cheneyland Chronicles))
Slugbug-old and new
Bigfoot or Sasquatch if you prefer
We have bridge trolls
No Pronounced Accents
Clamdiggers-both the drink and the people
We have a giant needle shooting up into space.
Sex Offenders
Serial Killers-in Washington they are for prostitutes
Bloomsday
Hoopfest
Hempfest
the Gorge
Dave Matthews lives here
Where's Matt? lives here
Viggo Mortenson lives here
Kurt Cobain-need I say more?
Death Cab for Cutie
Most awesome newer bands
Lilacs-and the associated allergies
Taters
Tillamook
Dry Fly
Hydroelectric Power-runs most of us!
Grand Coulee Dam Laser Light Show
Salmon
Fry Sauce
Mad Cow Disease struck in Washington!
Necessary tanning beds due to seasonal affectedness. Yay, fake Vitamin D!
Mt. St. Helens
Try and think of a type of geography. Yep we have it, deserts to rainforest and beyond!
Tumbleweeds! Chase one, its fun. I promise...
Ice storms
Wind storms
Fire storms/seasons
Our towns like to sprawl
Leavenworth-MmmmGermaninspiredtowns
Bach Festival
Shakespeare Festival
Lionel Hampton
Aunties
Powells
Didgereedoo Man
Awesome Mexican Food.
Cheap Mexican Labor
Anti-politicalness and Anti-political correctness
Like to think were liberal, but were really secretly conservative
We think were "Worldly"
Were really close to Canada
Were not afraid to say Canada Rocks!
Most of Canada thinks we rock.
We go to Canada to drink underage
We still don't accept Canadian money (their pennies are shit, so are ours, but theirs are worse)
We love attachments.
hehe, we have dirty minds (I meant cooking attachments)
Zips
Bill Gates
We love us some farm animals. No seriously, lock up your horses and pigs at night here. Probably the goats too.
Starbucks originated here. Take that world.

Will be pondering for more.